Wednesday, March 12
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Pee On A Ferrari – One day, a guy walks…
Pregnant Barbie – Q: Why doesn’t Barbie get pregnant?A: Because Ken comes in a box.
The Aggie, the Longhorn, and the Goat – An Aggie and a Longhorn had just…
Supervillain Booty Call… Dinner – Seeing as no one can save you now, are you…
Little Johnny… The Way You Think – Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The…
Confucious Say…Peanutbutter – Confucious say: ”Man with dick in peanutbutter jar is fucking nuts.”
Lesbian With Two Girlfriends – Q: What do you call a lesbian with two girlfriends?…
The Whore – There was a man who just got out of the army. He…
Two Guns Gonzales – A man walks into a bar one day and asks the…
Mexican Restaurant Specialty – A couple goes to Mexico City on vacation and eats at…
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Prime Minister’s Wife Makes a Faux Pas – When Charles deGaulle decided to retire from…
Smile If You’re Blonde – Q: Why do blondes smile when lightning flashes?A: Because they…
Salesman/Farmhouse v. 6.0 – A salesman”s car breaks down in the pouring rain outside a…
Blonde’s Salary – Q: What did the blonde fill in for Salary Expected out the…
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