Wednesday, March 12
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
New Watch – A man calls his wife into the…
Pirate Booty Call… Long John – Aren’t ya wonderin’ why they call me Long John?…
Geek Booty Call… Calculator – What’s your name? I want to see if I can…
Flight Attendant Booty Call… First Sight – Do you believe in love at first sight,…
Robot Booty Call… Drop – Pardon me, I think I may have dropped something. Oh,…
Contractor Booty Call… Rub – I need you to rub my sack joint.
Geek Booty Call… Keyboard – Tap my keypad and I’ll output gibberish all over you.
And You’re Not Even Drunk – Q: What did the pollock say when he ran…
Dragging Their Feet – Two men both drag their right foot as they walk.As they…
The Hurt Bird and the Shit – One day a man was stuck in bumper…
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Arkansas Fertility – Q: Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas?A: Sooner or later,…
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Pigskin Pro – What do you get when you cross a football player with a…
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