Monday, December 23
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Magic Fingers – While watching TV with his wife, a…
Duck at the Pharmacy – A duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for a…
Some Things You Just CAN’T – One day, a farmer walked into a bar and…
Rattlesnake vs. Flaccid… – What do a rattlesnake and a soft penis have in common?…
Dinosaur Booty Call… Herbivore – Just because you’re a plant-eater doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try…
Gorilla in Heat – A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla.…
Panda Booty Call… Aphrodisiac – Forget rhino horn. The most powerful Chinese aphrodisiac is panda…
69 – I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No,…
Three Types of Sex – There are three types of sex in a marriage. The…
Dirty Cowboy Mustache – Q: Why did the cowboy have sh*t in his mustache?A: ‘Cuz…
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Zombie Booty Call… Brain – No, really, I’m more interested in your brain than your…
Running Blind – A policeman was directing traffic at a busy intersection when he observed…
Backstreet Boys – Q: What is the only instrument the Backstreet Boys are good at…
Texan Poetry – The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to…
Zombie Booty Call… Place – Want to come back to my place? I can guarantee…
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