Tuesday, March 11
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Coming From All Directions – A trucker drives his fully…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Unemployment – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she gave her…
Well-Endowed Hunchback – A guy is at a urinal in a public restroom when a…
Astronaut Booty Call… Rocket – If you pay enough attention to my rocket, you’ll experience…
You-Wanna-Do-What-To-Me-Elmo? – What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll? Bait!
Alien Booty Call… Hurt – Did it hurt when you fell from the Jicknob Nebula?
Medieval Booty Call… Parts – Some parts of me are hard even without armor.
Troubled Man – A guy has a bad habit: He loves to hit pedestrians while…
Grosser than Gross… Pregnant – What is grosser than gross? Having sex with a pregnant…
Taking Out the Garbage – Q: What is worse than ten dead people in one…
More Jokes
Blonde Condoms – What do blondes call condoms? Doggie Bags
One-Legged Hop – Q: Why did the bunny hop around on one leg?A: Because the…
Taxed Blonde – A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms.…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Orbit – Yo’ Mama is so fat, smaller fat women…
Special Talent at the Old Folks’ Home – An old woman says to an old…
Redneck Honeymoon – A redneck couple gets married and are on their honeymoon. The woman…
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