Monday, March 10
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Clown Booty Call… Poodles – Can my dancing poodles watch?…
Joystick (Ya Get It?) – What is the difference between a joystick and a man’s…
Hop on Pop – Mommy, what were you doing bouncing on Daddy’s stomach last night?""I…
Men and Directions – Q: Why is a man’s pee yellow and his sperm white?…
Fur Traders – Q: What do you call two lesbian Native American women in a…
Geek Booty Call… Allergies – I’m allergic to three things: cheese, pollen, and not being…
Viking Booty Call… Horns – The only thing hornier than me is my helmet.
The Toothbrush Salesman – Three guys begin work at a toothbrush company as salesmen. Each…
69 – I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No,…
Big Tongue – What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? Well hung.
More Jokes
Monkey Booty Call… My Place – Why don’t we go back to my place and…
Blonde in a Bathroom – Q: Why did the blonde have trouble in the ladies’…
Soccer Booty Call… Header – First I’ll do a header, then you do one. Goooaaalll!
Pirate Booty Call… Swab – I’d sure like to swab yer poop deck, lassie! Yar!
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Bio-Weapons – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her farts are…
Bonus Time – What’s the difference between a bonus and a penis? Your wife will…
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