Monday, January 27
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Jock Booty Call… Slide – Hey babe, you make me…
Mechanic Booty Call… Scraper – I have a snap-on gasket scraper, if you’re into that…
Meeting the Parents – A girl invites her boyfriend over for dinner with her parents.…
Sign on the Brothel – Q: What did the sign on the door of the…
Pimply Priest – What’s the difference between a pimple and a priest? The pimple waits…
No arms, no chance – A women without arms or legs is sitting on a…
Jock Booty Call… Unnecessary – Hey babe, I hear you’re into unnecessary roughness. High five!
You Can’t Stop The Voodoo – A businessman was about to go on a long…
Bill and Bob go on a hunting trip – Bill and Bob go on a…
The Unfortunate Penis – — You’ve got a hole in your head.– You always hang…
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Admiring Midget at a Urinal – A man standing at a urinal notices that he’s…
The Gassy Skeleton – Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go skydiving?A: It didn’t have the…
Dangerous Toys – Q: What is red and orange and knocks you over?A: Tackle me…
Y2K Nostalgia – Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton, and Bill Gates were invited on the eve…
Jock Booty Call… Tackle – I’d like to try a back tackle on you. High…
Lopsided Cow – Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?A: Lean beef.
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