Monday, March 10
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Pirate Booty Call… Whale – How’d ya like to breach…
Man Goes to the Nursing Home – A man goes to the nursing home to…
Hipster Booty Call… Beer – Can I buy you an ironically lowbrow beer?
Wild Irish Ho’s – An Irish daughter had not been home for over five years.…
Porcupines – Q: What do porcupines say after they kiss? A: Ouch.
Jock Booty Call… Tossing – If you’re tossing, I’m going long. High five!
The Eyes Have It – Q: Why do men find it hard to make eye…
Baby In A Blender… – Why do you put a baby in a blender feet…
Mommy, Mommy! – "Mommy, Mommy! Where have all your scabs gone?" "Shut up and eat…
It’s Not For Him, Stupid – An old couple is on a walk, when a…
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Lost At The Golf Course – There was a guy on a golf course that…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Belly Button – Yo’ Mama is so old, her belly…
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