Monday, March 10
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Four Legs – Q: What has four legs and barks?A:…
Cookie’s Revenge – A woman finds out that her husband is cheating on her, so…
Robot Booty Call… Astrology – What is your sign? Mine is "Property of NASA."
Red Ring – A man goes to his doctor and says, "Please help me! I’ve…
Contractor Booty Call… Nailing – I’d like to start with some back nailing.
Meow, Baby – A man walks up to a stranger in the street. "Do you…
Dating a Prostitute – A guy is on a date with this girl, so he…
Baby In A Blender… – Why do you put a baby in a blender feet…
Walks Into a Bar… Taxidermy – A Yankee walks into a bar in Alabama and…
Beatles – What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.
More Jokes
Leper Love – Q: What did the leper say to the prostitute after their date?…
Gourmet Booty Call… Compliments – I’ll have you saying, "My compliments to the chef" in…
Period vs. Election – How is woman’s period different than the 2000 presidential election? You…
Eating Out – A guy is going down on a prostitute. During the process he…
Under the Apron – Q: What does the baker have under his apron?A: Dough nuts.
Things Just Fallin’ Off – This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button…
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