Monday, March 10
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Gourmet Booty Call… Marinate – Can I marinate in your…
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Little Johnny… The Way You Think – Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The…
Confucious Say…Peanutbutter – Confucious say: ”Man with dick in peanutbutter jar is fucking nuts.”
Lesbian With Two Girlfriends – Q: What do you call a lesbian with two girlfriends?…
The Amazing Health Computer – One day, Jeffrey complained to his friend, "My elbow really…
Loony Bin – A man goes into a psychiatric hospital to visit one of his…
Gay Sperm – Q: What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?A:…
Just Depends – Two old people flirt at a seniors’ singles bar. After a few…
Walks Into a Bar… Monkey Eats Everything – A guy walks into a bar with…
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