Saturday, November 16
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Chucky at the Movies – An old farmer went to…
Astronaut Booty Call… Ejection Seat – I hope that’s not an ejection seat.
Comeback Nasty – If I wanted some comeback, I’d wipe it off your chin!
Alien Booty Call… Phone – Forget "phooone hooome"–how about "phooone meeee?"
Orange Oddity – Dan staggers into the shower. He notices that his d**k is bright…
Jock Booty Call… Resin – Hey babe, want to squeeze my resin bag? High five!
50/50 – What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with…
Leprechaun – What’s the difference between a leprechaun and gonorrhea? One’s a cunning runt.
Yo’ Mama… Red Lobster – Yo’ Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
Mommy, Mommy! – "Mommy, Mommy! Where have all your scabs gone?" "Shut up and eat…
More Jokes
Blonde’s Wine – Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: "Hoooooney, I want to go to…
Nouveau Riche Blonde – There was this nouveau riche blond girl, who went to the…
Blondes and Screen Doors – What do blondes and screen doors have in common? The…
Silk Stalkings – What do men and stockings have in common? They either run, cling,…
Shepherd To Shepherd – What did the one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let’s…
Lincoln Booty Call… Score – Come on, I haven’t four-scored in seven years!
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