Monday, March 10
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Geek Booty Call… RAM – I have a lot of…
Pirate Booty Call… Staring – Don’t mind my staring. Your chest is see-worthy. Yar!
Lincoln Booty Call… Cabin – I’ve got the beginnings of a log cabin in my…
Doctor’s Magic Finger – A man goes to a doctor for his annual prostate exam.…
Geek Booty Call… Manipulate – Please manipulate me digitally.
Pancakes – Two brothers went downstairs for breakfast, where their mother was cooking. "What do…
Gum – Why did God give women belly buttons? For somewhere to stash your gum…
Biting – A man was in a bar all day and he had to use…
We’re Studying Hard – Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why…
Loose Women – There were three women sitting at a bar, talking about how loose…
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Sex Contract – SEX CONTRACT I, _______________________, hereby surrender all possibilities of friendship, commitment, marriage,…
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Jock Booty Call… Zone – How about we march into your red zone and I’ll…
Blonde Ambition – Q: What is every blonde’s ambition? A: To be like Vanna White…
The Gassy Skeleton – Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go skydiving?A: It didn’t have the…
Female Midget – What do you call a nice female midget who gives head? Short,…
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