Saturday, November 16
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Walks Into a Bar… Gator Bite – A guy walks…
Pirate Booty Call… Timber – Come home with me and let’s shiver me timber. Yar!
Zombie Booty Call… Get Some – How about I get some brain?
Geek Booty Call… Test – I’d like to do a usability test of your backend.
Knights And Birth Control Limerick – In days of old, when knights were bold, And…
Little Johnny… Peanut – Little Johnny comes home one day and says, "Mom! Little Mark…
Astronaut Booty Call… Seal – Please let me seal off your O-ring.
Underbite – How can you tell if you have an underbite? You’re eating p***y and…
Anorexic vs. Cheeseburger – Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Boogers – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when she picks…
More Jokes
Empty Cheeze Whiz – Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheeze Whiz?A:…
The Michael Jackson Doll – Q: Did you hear about the new Michael Jackson doll?A:…
Warming the Skunk – Jim and Lena were driving around the countryside when they ran…
Geek Booty Call… Worthy – You are worthy of assimilation.
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Tie – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she sprays her…
Blonde’s Challenge – Q: What is long and hard to a blonde?A: Fourth grade.
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