Sunday, March 9
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Jock Booty Call… Box – Hey babe, can I get…
Booty Call… Becoming Shirt – Gee, that shirt is very becoming on you. Of course,…
The Mortician’s Big Discovery – While examining the the body of Mr. Schwartz, a mortician…
Hurricane & Marriage – How is a hurricane like a marriage? At the beginning there’s…
Dwarf Eskimo – What do you call a dwarf eskimo with a hard-on? A Frigid…
My Nobe Is Bunning – What do you call a whore with a runny nose?…
New Favorite Number – Q: What’s a 68? A: You do me and I owe…
Four Worms and a Funeral – Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The…
The Unfortunate Penis – — You’ve got a hole in your head.– You always hang…
Condom Recycling – Q: How do you recycle a condom?A: Turn it inside out and…
More Jokes
Blonde Grenadier – What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?…
Exterminator Booty Call… Perfume – I couldn’t help but notice your perfume. Is that Chlordane…
Nuts and Bolts – Q: What did the nut say to the bolt?A: Screw me.
Hot Tomato – Why did the tomato blush? Because he saw the salad dressing!
Middle East Policy – Why was former President Clinton so interested in the events in…
Midget Dating – I use to date a midget. I was nuts over her!
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