Monday, March 3
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Hurricane & Marriage – How is a hurricane like a…
A Scot’s Tale – One misty Scottish morning a man is driving through the hills…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Gas Station – Yo’ Mama is like a gas station: pump…
Giant Underwater Bottom Feeder – What weighs 2000 pounds and lays at the bottom of…
Elephant Physiology – Why do elephants have four feet? Because six inches isn’t enough!
Those Darn Blondes – Q: What does a blonde do after she finishes sucking c**k?…
In the Name of the Father – A twenty-five-year-old man walks into a bar and…
Russian Vodka Urine – A Russian guy comes across a bottle of vodka on the…
Smellin’ Wood – Two brothers, Bob and Tom, both work for a lumberyard. One day,…
Fired From Sperm Bank – Q: Why did the gay man get fired from his…
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