Saturday, November 16
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Pirate Booty Call… Whale – How’d ya like to breach…
Gay Midget – Did you hear about the gay midget? He just came out of…
Long Fingers – What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? Well hung!
Gay Jamaican – Q: What do you call a gay Jamaican guy?A: Pokemon.
Greek Navy – What’s the highest position in the Greek Navy? Rear Admiral!
Sexual Sofa – An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by…
Jedi Nights – Q: Why do they make glow in the dark condoms? A: So…
Forever Plaid – The proprietor of an adult store steps out to run a few…
Bob the Rectum Stretcher – After a long day of fishing, Bob speeds home on…
Just Depends – Two old people flirt at a seniors’ singles bar. After a few…
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Ducks and Elephants – Why do ducks have webbed feet? To put out fires. Why…
Rocker and NY – John Rocker was on a NY subway and many people stopped…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Steamroller – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she irons her…
Leper Stew – How do you make stew out of a leper? Put him in…
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