Saturday, November 16
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Mechanical Sex – How do you know that an auto…
The Lady and the Facelift – A 47 year-old lady gets a facelift. It turns…
Bank On It – A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are…
Scottish Couple – One night a Scottish couple took a walk through a beautiful lit…
Zombie Booty Call… Rags – Nice rags. I love how they cling to what’s left…
Old Lady Shakes – An old woman goes in to a sex shop, shaking. "Sir,"…
Pirate Booty Call… Flogging – I’m tired of flogging myself. Yar!
Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed! – There guy goes to a weight loss clinic and says…
Pee On A Ferrari – One day, a guy walks out from a shop to…
Mouse Droppings – An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse. Three…
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Walks Into a Bar… Karate Chop – A huge guy walks into a bar, approaches…
A Virgin Hick – Two West Virginia hicks get married and spend their honeymoon in…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Dog Pound – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she got…
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