Saturday, February 1
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Two Old Ladies – Two old ladies are at the…
Zombie Booty Call… Broom – You must be a broom, because you just swept me…
Golf Advice – Out on the golf course, a beautiful woman asks three men for…
Condom – Q. What did the penis say to the condom? A. Cover me I’m…
None – What kind of fish does a priest eat? Nun!
Rubik’s Cube – Q: What’s the similarity between a Rubik’s Cube and a penis?A: The…
Pokemon for Adults – Q: What do you get when you cross Pikachu with porn?A:…
Captain Hook’s Death – How did Captain Hook die? He wiped his bum with the…
Star Trek – Q: What do the Starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?…
Fly Yi Yi – Two flies were flying around a pile of poo and the…
More Jokes
Sensitive About the Eye – Two friends go out to a club. One friend with…
Heaven’s Gate – You know about the 39 Heaven’s Gate culters who killed themselves? They…
Marv Albert & Bryant Gumbel – Know why Bryant Gumbel left NBC? He was tired…
Closest Shave Ever – A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the…
Annoying Boy on Bus – A little kid gets on a city bus, sits right…
Hostage Escape Tactics – A blonde and a redhead are taken hostage by terrorists. The…
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