Friday, January 31
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Jock Booty Call… Tight End – I’m looking for a…
Zombie Booty Call… Hard – Hey babe, rigor mortis has set in, if you know…
Gourmet Booty Call… Cucumber – I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.
Dirty, Dirty Little Nuns – Two nuns are at a traffic light, when a man…
I’ll Repair Your Car, Nudge, Nudge – A young woman experienced car trouble late one…
Geek Booty Call… Palm – You make me wanna use my Palm.
Whose Panties Are These? – A wife goes on a retreat for work. When she…
Little Johnny… Peanut – Little Johnny comes home one day and says, "Mom! Little Mark…
Lunch Anyone? – A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a…
American Divorce – If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move…
More Jokes
Blonde Weighs a Baby – A blonde calls a pharmacy and asks if she needs…
Classic Booty Call… Angel – Did it hurt when you fell down from Heaven?
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Drunk Driving – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when she…
Pirate Booty Call… Smile – When I see you smile, my scally wags. Yar!
Helen Keller Joke – Why did Helen Keller wear tight pants? So u could read…
Bar: Horny Wife, Pooped Husband – A man walks into a bar and orders a…
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