Wednesday, November 13
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
The Man With One Brain – Did you hear about…
Mechanic Booty Call… Engine – Aw, is your engine overheating?
Pirate Booty Call… View – I could get a better view of you from your…
Clown Booty Call… Horn – If you squeeze my horn, I’ll make a noise. Honk…
Superhero Booty Call… Fast – I’m faster than a speeding bullet. Except in bed.
Plumber Booty Call… Tailpiece – I need to check out your tailpiece.
Zombie Booty Call… Thief – Your father must be a thief, because he stole the…
Nasty Cashiers – A guy in a supermarket goes up to the cashier and places…
Fart Glossary – ART FART= it’s such a beauty you want to immortalize it on…
Dirty Cowboy Mustache – Q: Why did the cowboy have sh*t in his mustache?A: ‘Cuz…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Her Face – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her face…
Pink, Grey, & Stuck – What’s pink, grey, and can’t fit through a doorway? George…
Yo’ Mama Is So Hairy… Velcro – Yo’ Mama is so hairy, she’s suing the…
Higher Learning – Q: What do you call a blonde in an institute of higher…
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