Monday, December 23
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Gourmet Booty Call… Rise – I’ve some bread dough in…
Jock Booty Call… Football – Hey babe, let’s play football! You can have first down.…
80s Booty Call… Kirk Cameron – Like Kirk Cameron, I too am experiencing Growing Pains.…
Corporate Booty Call… Corner Office – Let’s discuss my raise in your corner office.
Zombie Booty Call… Genitalia – My genitalia fell off, can I borrow yours?
Geek Booty Call… Life – If you’re looking for intelligent life, it’s right here. In…
Pirate Booty Call… Smile – When I see you smile, my scally wags. Yar!
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Ass Hair – Yo’ Mama is like ass hair: totally useless…
The worse thing after an orgy – What’s worse than waking up in the morning…
Yo mama’s so fat… Godzilla tried – Yo mama’s so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k…
More Jokes
Hurt Bee Back – Q: How did the bee hurt his back?A: He fell off…
You Grew Up in the 80s If… – — You learned to swim about the…
Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton… – Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at…
Sonny, Got Any Viagra? – An old man goes into a pharmacy, asks for two…
C-ing I Dog – Two guys were walking their dogs and came across a bar.…
Mechanic Booty Call… Scraper – I have a snap-on gasket scraper, if you’re into that…
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