Wednesday, January 1
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Pirate Booty Call… Whale – How’d ya like to breach…
King Arthur’s Dilemma – King Arthur was about to embark on a long crusade. Before…
Swallowing Viagra – Q: What happened to the man who swallowed his Viagra too slowly?A:…
Sex and The Country – A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an…
Zombie Booty Call… Beautiful Body – If I said you had a beautiful body, would…
Jock Booty Call… Split – Hey babe, I’d love to split your uprights. High five!
That’s tacky – A pollock walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist if he…
John McCain’s Underwear – At a rally John McCain was asked if he wore boxers…
Chin nuts – Q: What do you call nuts on a wall? A: Wallnuts Q:…
Gross Siamese Tongue – What’s grosser than gross? Two Siamese twins connected at the tongue.…
More Jokes
Three-Legged Dog – A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says, “I’m lookin’ for…
Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Yellow Light – Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so yellow, when she smiles…
Washington Booty Call… Delaware – I cannot tell a lie. I’d cross the Delaware for…
Pirate Booty Call… Swab – I’d sure like to swab yer poop deck, lassie! Yar!
Medieval Booty Call… Plague – Don’t worry, the plague left a few of my parts…
Cosmetic Walk – Q: Why does the cosmetics salesgirl walk funny?A: Her lips stick.
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