Friday, January 31
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Clown Booty Call… Poodles – Can my dancing poodles watch?…
Washington Booty Call… Tree – I cannot tell a lie. I call this "the cherry…
Roman Warrior – Q: What do you call a roman warrior after oral sex? A:…
Honeymoon – An elderly couple decided to celebrate their 50th anniversary in the same hotel…
The Offspring – A birch and a beech tree grow up side by side in…
Osama’s Covered Wagon – Why hasn’t Osama bin Laden ever been circumcized? Because there is…
Wrinkled Riddle – What’s wrinkled and smells like ginger? Fred Astaire’s face.
An Old Fart – A family brings their elderly mother to a nursing home. The…
The Cork – A guy in the locker room saw another guy with a piece…
Bar: Horny Wife, Pooped Husband – A man walks into a bar and orders a…
More Jokes
Panda Booty Call… WWF – You don’t get to be the face of the World…
Classic Booty Call… Glasses – If I borrowed your glasses, could I see you home?
We’s Huntin’ Frenchman – What do you call 20 dead frenchmen in the back of…
Contractor Booty Call… Adjustment – I need you to adjust my hose bibb.
Wild Irish Ho’s – An Irish daughter had not been home for over five years.…
How Tall? – How tall are you? I didn’t know they stacked s**t that high!
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