Friday, January 31
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Clown Booty Call… Poodles – Can my dancing poodles watch?…
Medieval Booty Call… Sores – Your sores are in all the right places!
W.I.F.E. – Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their…
Beer Translations – 1. "You get this round and the next round is on me."…
Moosehead Beer – Q. How can you tell if a guy likes Moosehead? A. By…
Pregnancy Scare in the Air – Q: What two things can get a woman pregnant…
Lesbian Diet – Q: Why cant a lesbian go on a diet and wear makeup…
Geriatric Halloween – There was an old couple who hadn’t celebrated Halloween in a long…
Forever Plaid – The proprietor of an adult store steps out to run a few…
Turtle Soup – A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. "I’d…
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Penis vs. Paycheck – Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You…
Occupied Hotel Rooms – A giant storm forces a man to pull over at the…
You’re So Small… – You’re so small you could milk a cow standing up.
A Horse Walks Into a Bar – A horse walks into a bar and the…
Curfews for Skanks – What did the skanky girl’s mother say to her when she…
Yo mama’s So Stupid…Antiques – Yo’ mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop…
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