Thursday, March 6
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Stoopit Pickup Lines – 1. Your name must be Daisy,…
Doctor’s Magic Finger – A man goes to a doctor for his annual prostate exam.…
Geek Booty Call… Manipulate – Please manipulate me digitally.
Pancakes – Two brothers went downstairs for breakfast, where their mother was cooking. "What do…
Gum – Why did God give women belly buttons? For somewhere to stash your gum…
Construction Code – A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a…
Gun Sex Therapy – A man visits a sex therapist for help because he and…
Grossische Joke – What’s gross? German porn. What’s grosser than gross? People who watch it.
Chillin’ Biddies – One day three old ladies were sitting on a park bench and…
The Blind Guy Polemic – An almost blind guy walked into a sexy lingerie shop…
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Texas Sphincters – On the seventh day, God said, "Let there be football." And it…
To Boldly Go… – Q: Why did Captain Kirk piss on the roof of the…
He Goes Down with the Chilly Stuff – A man and his girlfriend go out…
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