Friday, November 15
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Long Fingers – What do you call a lesbian with…
Hot Doggin’ – Q: What do you call a dog with no hind legs and…
Duck at the Pharmacy – A duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for a…
Some Things You Just CAN’T – One day, a farmer walked into a bar and…
Rattlesnake vs. Flaccid… – What do a rattlesnake and a soft penis have in common?…
Dinosaur Booty Call… Herbivore – Just because you’re a plant-eater doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try…
Gorilla in Heat – A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla.…
Beaver – Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom.…
A Scot’s Tale – One misty Scottish morning a man is driving through the hills…
Troubled Man – A guy has a bad habit: He loves to hit pedestrians while…
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Jonny Humper Harder – There was this little boy who had no name. One day…
Corporate Booty Call… Desk – Wanna give me a desk job?
Medieval Booty Call… Nickname – Don’t you want to know why they call me Lance-a-lot?
Top 10 reasons to like Hanukkah – 10. No roof damage from reindeer 9. Never…
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