Wednesday, March 5
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Doggy Style – Q: Why does a dog lick himself?…
Hand-Eye Coordination – Q: What two men’s hobbies require the most hand-eye coordination?A: Video games…
Act of God – After his wife had a baby, the new minister appealed to…
Coming Into The Closet – What do you call five lesbians in a closet? A…
Geek Booty Call… Wavelength – You and I appear to be on the same wavelength.…
Hipster Booty Call… Clothes – Wow, your t-shirt is even more ironic than mine!
Blonde Fish – If a blonde could be any fish, what fish would she be?…
Toilet Brush – While grocery shopping, a single man comes across toilet brushes. "Wow! What…
Farting into the Great Beyond – Your fart’s so loud, astronauts in space mistook your…
Nose Detective – Q: What’s all over a clean nose?A: Fingerprints.
More Jokes
The Hurt Bird and the S**t – One day a man was stuck in bumper…
The Man With One Brain – Did you hear about the man that was born…
The Govinator – Jean Claude Van Dam, Steven Segal, and Arnold Schwarzenagger all decide to…
Dubya and Bill – What do President Bush and President Clinton have in common? They…
Pirate Booty Call… Anchor – Can I drop my anchor in your lagoon? Yar!
80s Booty Call… Pity – I pity the fool who doesn’t come home with me…
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