Friday, November 15
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Men’s English – "I’m hungry." = I’m hungry. "I’m sleepy."…
Excited Girlfriend – Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend really likes you?A: If…
Tattoo Idea – Q: Why is it a good idea to tattoo a $100 bill…
Stumbling and Mumbling – A drunk stumbles out of a bar one night and passes…
Gourmet Booty Call… Whisk – You won’t believe what I can do with a whisk!
Geek Booty Call… Hands – These calluses only mean I’m good with my hands.
Shirts Off – A woman sat on a plane heading for New York, when the…
News for Adam and Eve – One day God came to Adam to pass on…
The Bottom Line – A cowboy rides his horse up to a saloon. All the…
Green and Yellow – What’s green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonorrhea.
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Take a Lawyer to the Beach! – Q: What do you have when a lawyer’s…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Elephant – Yo’ Mama is like an elephant: she does tricks…
American Divorce – If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move…
The Jewish Vote – I asked a Jew who he was going to vote for…
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