Friday, November 15
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
The Aggie, the Longhorn, and the Goat – An Aggie…
The Holy Water – One day four nuns are called to the priests chambers. The…
Female Midget – What do you call a nice female midget who gives head? Short,…
Suggestive Professions – Doctors — "Take off your clothes."Dentist — "Open wide."Hairdressers — "Do you…
Zombie Booty Call… Give – I’d like to give you my heart… or my arm……
Two Guns Gonzales – A man walks into a bar one day and asks the…
Jock Booty Call… Goal – Is your goalmouth open? High five!
Popsicles – Q: What can popsicles do that men can’t?A: Come in five flavors.
Sex with Leprosy – What did the leper say to the blonde hooker? Keep the…
Talking Out of Your Ass – If I wanted to hear from an asshole I…
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Michael Jackson and Santa – Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?A:…
Test Tube Baby – Q: What did the normal baby say to the test-tube baby?…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Full Sweaters – Yo’ Mama is so fat, instead lint…
Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy – Q: What do you get when you put…
What’s green and smells like … – What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
Work Blows – What’s the difference between a wife and a job? After ten years…
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