Friday, January 31
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Priests and Christmas Trees – Q: What do Christmas trees…
Alien Booty Call… Frelnacksee – You must be from Frelnacksee, ’cause you’re the only frelnack…
Six Feet Under the Sheets – Marge was cheating on her husband with another man…
Two Bit Girlfriend – A guy walks in and sits down at a bar. His…
Bjork – Q: What does Bjork do when she’s horny? A: She watches pjorn.
Gay Fake-Out – How does a gay man fake an orgasm? He spits on his…
Hobo Booty Call… Pile – Nice rags. Haven’t I seen you rooting around the same…
More Zombie Baby Jokes – Why did the zombie baby cross the road? He was…
Jeffrey Dahmer Ends the Relationship – Q: What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his…
Doggy Style – Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: Because he can’t make…
More Jokes
IT and Light Bulbs – Q: How many IT guys does it take to screw…
80s Booty Call… Puzzle – I’d like to solve your Rubik’s Cube. Mint!
Bass Player – Q. How do you know when your bass player arrives? A. He…
Where Is God? – A couple had two mischievous little boys, ages eight and 10.…
Big Ben Blonde – Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?A:…
Honest Bumper Stickers – — All men are idiots, and I married their king.– Your…
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