Monday, March 3
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Pirate Booty Call… Whale – How’d ya like to breach…
Blonde Butter – What do a blonde and butter have in common? They both spread…
San Fran Blondes – Why don’t blondes wear miniskirts in San Francisco? Because their balls…
Thank You For Flying Peroxide Airlines – What do a peroxide blonde and a 747…
Britney ain’t no Barbie Doll – Q: What did the Barbie doll say to Britney…
Blonde and Tracks – Q: What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common?A: They’ve…
Redneck Honeymoon – A redneck couple gets married and are on their honeymoon. The woman…
You-Wanna-Do-What-To-Me-Elmo? – What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll? Bait!
Unwanted Compliment – Q: What compliment do you NOT want from a midget?A: Wow! Your…
Pointless – Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
More Jokes
Hold the Mayo – Two college roommates are about to go to bed. The guy…
Britney’s Endorsement – Britney Spears is so stupid that she was drank a Coke on…
Bigamy – What’s the real punishment for bigamy? More than one mother-in-law!
Geek Booty Call… Microsoft – Trust me, I’m neither "micro," nor "soft."
Pirate Booty Call… Friend – Would ya care to meet my friend One-Eyed Willie? Yar!
What do you call Satan and a lawyer? – What do you call Satan and…
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