Thursday, December 26
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
The Old Lady’s Three Wishes – A fairy godmother decides…
Corporate Booty Call… Corner Office – Let’s discuss my raise in your corner office.
Zombie Booty Call… Genitalia – My genitalia fell off, can I borrow yours?
Geek Booty Call… Life – If you’re looking for intelligent life, it’s right here. In…
Pirate Booty Call… Smile – When I see you smile, my scally wags. Yar!
Geek Booty Call… Game – I can think of a game in which you play…
Caveman Booty Call… Evolution – I think I just evolved into Homo Erectus.
Leprechaun – What’s the difference between a leprechaun and gonorrhea? One’s a cunning runt.
A Dirty Little Number – Q: Did you hear about the couple that "96ed?"A: After…
Pea Soup vs. Roast Beef – Q: What’s the difference between pea soup and roast…
More Jokes
Yo’ Mama Is So Dumb… Road Sign – Yo’ Mama is so dumb, she left…
Gourmet Booty Call… Cream – I need your help making a cream sauce.
Thermometers – Q: What’s the difference between a rectal and oral thermometer? A: The taste.
Jeffrey Dahmer Ends the Relationship – Q: What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his…
Bumper Crop O’ Bumper Stickers – Bush happens Life is like a box of chocolates.…
Mathematical Cows – Q: How do cows do mathematics?A: They use a cow-culator.
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