Friday, January 31
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
The Naked Truth – This guy is having an affair…
Black Sheep – A tribal leader finds that his wife has had a white baby.…
Presidential surprise – The President was out walking on a beautiful snowy day, when he…
Astronaut Booty Call… Thruster – My thruster is firing as we speak!
Alien Booty Call… Leader – Take me to your leader! I hope he lives in…
Jock Booty Call… Low Post – I’m going to back you into the low post…
Jock Booty Call… Bat – Hey babe, I got a Louisville slugger… in my pants!…
Queen & Celibacy – Long time ago, in the land of Persia there lived a…
Genie-wine – While he was rooting around in the basement, a man found a magic…
Leper Stew – How do you make stew out of a leper? Put him in…
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Zombie Booty Call… Match – We’re the perfect match–you’re drop-dead gorgeous, and I recently dropped…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Lift – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she can’t lift…
Martooni – A lady walks into a bar and says,” Barkeep, gimme a martooni.” The…
Mental Institution Pop Quiz – Jon and Dan are in a mental institution which has…
Spider Diet – What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant? Burgers…
Transplant – Did you hear about the guy who had a dick transplant? His hand…
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