Friday, November 15
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Animal Heaven – A cat and a rooster die but…
Lazy Lesbians – Q: Why are lesbians so lazy?A: They don’t do dick and they…
Made in Canada – A Canadian was in France, out of his wallet he removed…
Mouth Organ – What is Bill Clinton’s favorite instrument? The WhoreMonica!
Headache – Q: What’s the worst way to get a headache? A: When she sneezes.
Drinking With the Guys – Dave’s friends came up to him after work one day…
Medieval Booty Call… Hut – Your poorly thatched hut or mine?
Gay Dinosaur – Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Megasoreass.
Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed! – There guy goes to a weight loss clinic and says…
Scratchy Lottery – A couple walked into the supermarket. They looked confused, so a clerk…
More Jokes
A gorgeous, long-legged blonde boards a flight for Toronto and takes her economy-class seat, where…
Jock Booty Call… Bat – Hey babe, I got a Louisville slugger… in my pants!…
Dinosaur Booty Call… Name – Curious to see why they call me a "please-you-a-saur?"
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac – Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?A: He stayed…
Talking Blondes – Q: Why doesn’t a blonde talk during sex?A: Because her mother told…
Native American Hijinx – A little Native American boy asks his chief how babies in…
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