Friday, January 31
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
New Bull – Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing…
Lazy Lesbians – Q: Why are lesbians so lazy?A: They don’t do dick and they…
Made in Canada – A Canadian was in France, out of his wallet he removed…
Helen Keller’s Masturbation – Q: How did Helen Keller discover masturbation?A: She tried to read…
The Lollipop Line – An old lady approaches a police station and observes three women…
LifeSavers – What do LifeSavers do that men can’t? Come in 5 flavors!
Geek Booty Call… Place – Your place or my parents’ basement?
Runny Noodle – This lady is on an airplane and is seated next to a…
How does herpes leave the hospital? – How does herpes leave the hospital? On crotches.
Monster Valentine – Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you…
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Uncle Tommy’s Closet – A guy comes home early one day from work. And he…
Little Johnny’s Subsitute Teacher – Little Johnny was walking down the hallway at school. When…
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