Wednesday, December 25
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Crazy Little Critters… – Q. How do crabs leave the…
Horny Old Ladies – Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.…
Social Activist Booty Call… Holding – You’re the only one I ever let hold me…
Bill Gates’ Hard Drive – Did you hear that Bill Gates bought the world-wide rights…
Jason Kuller: Penal Enlargement – I was actually thinking about getting penal enlargement surgery –…
$10 Complaint – A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs from her.When…
Beyond Impotent – Doctor, my husband is 300% impotent."I’m not quite sure what you mean.…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Cucumber – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she put a…
Corpsalicious! – One day a medical professor and his class were standing over a corpse…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Hockey Player – Yo’ Mama is like a hockey player, she…
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