Wednesday, November 20
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
The Naked Truth – This guy is having an affair…
Jock Booty Call… Advantage – Hey babe, I promise I’ll give you the home field…
Loser Booty Call… Apartment – Wow, you have your own apartment? Yeah, it’s probably nicer…
Classic Booty Call… Angel – Did it hurt when you fell down from Heaven?
Yeti Booty Call… Bigfoot – You know what they say about Bigfoot? I’m bigger.
Jock Booty Call… Soccer – Hey babe, soccer players can go for 90 minutes. High…
Supervillain Booty Call… Lair – Come back to my evil lair and prepare to die……
Holding It In – Q: What do you call someone who doesn’t fart in public?A:…
Loony Bin – A man goes into a psychiatric hospital to visit one of his…
Loose Women – There were three women sitting at a bar, talking about how loose…
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