Wednesday, November 20
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Never Been With a Women – A 40-year-old woman wants…
Mint-Flavored Birth Control – Q: What do you call the new mint-flavored birth control pills…
Old Ladies and the Flasher – Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench…
Ode to the Government – I’ve fucked in the sun, I’ve fucked in the rain.…
Isolated Duty – A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a…
Lightbulb… Arkansas – How many Arkansas policemen does it take to screw in a light…
College Dorm Rules – On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students,…
The Toothbrush Salesman – Three guys begin work at a toothbrush company as salesmen. Each…
Hot ‘n’ Heavy – One day a guy and a girl were making out in…
Captain Hook’s Death – How did Captain Hook die? He wiped his bum with the…
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Blonde Passenger – A blonde is on a four-engine plane crossing the Atlantic. All of…
Cruel Joke – What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer!
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Dental Floss – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she uses…
From Cradle to Ladle – John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal…
Dirty Swiss – Q: Whats brown and has holes? A: Swiss shit.
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