Wednesday, November 20
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Supervillain Booty Call… Lair – Come back to my evil…
Comeback Nasty – If I wanted some comeback, I’d wipe it off your chin!
Alien Booty Call… Phone – Forget "phooone hooome"–how about "phooone meeee?"
Orange Oddity – Dan staggers into the shower. He notices that his d**k is bright…
Jock Booty Call… Resin – Hey babe, want to squeeze my resin bag? High five!
50/50 – What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with…
Jock Booty Call… Defense – Hey babe, if you play man-to-man, I’ll play zone. High…
Grandma’s Birthday – What do you give an 80 yr-old grandma for her birthday? Mikey,…
Grossische Joke – What’s gross? German porn. What’s grosser than gross? People who watch it.
Old Lady Shakes – An old woman goes in to a sex shop, shaking. "Sir,"…
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Spider Diet – What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant? Burgers…
Baby In A Blender… – Why do you put a baby in a blender feet…
Perv in the Lingerie Store – Q: Why did the perv go to Victoria’s Secret?A:…
Harvard Graduate – How do you get a Harvard graduate off your porch? Pay him…
Light Reading – 1. The Italian Book Of War Heroes 2. The Norwegian Book Of…
Jock Booty Call… Tossing – If you’re tossing, I’m going long. High five!
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