Wednesday, November 20
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Walks Into a Bar… Gator Bite – A guy walks…
Powder Proof – A man’s wife asks him to go to the store to buy…
Soccer Booty Call… Passing – Come on, I’m getting tired of passing to myself. Goooaaalll!
Astrologer Booty Call… Moon – I think my moon is rising.
Geek Booty Call… Microsoft – Trust me, I’m neither "micro," nor "soft."
Lincoln Booty Call… Theater – Care to join me at the theater this evening?
Room 88 – A virgin boy turns 18, and asks his dad for money to…
Lucky MotherDucker – Once there was a farmer. He had two teenage sons. This farmer…
Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin’-Ha – What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat? Bone appetit!
Anorexic vs. Cheeseburger – Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?…
More Jokes
Mirror, Mirror – In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But…
Astronaut Booty Call… Re-entry – I can guarantee a rough re-entry!
Gary Condit’s Pants – Q: Why does Congressman Gary Condit wear pants? A: To keep…
911 – Why can’t a blonde dial 911? She can’t find the eleven.
Yo Mama’s So Old… Hour – Yo’ mama so old, I had to poke around…
Viagra for Gramps – An 80-year-old man tells his wife, "I’m going to the doctor…
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