Tuesday, November 19
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Walks Into a Bar… Gator Bite – A guy walks…
Energizer Bunny – What happens when you put the Energizer Bunny batteries in backward? He…
Bubble Blowing Duckies – Three ducks were swimming in a pond after midnight and…
Frog With Special Diet – One night a man walked into a bar with a…
Don’t Welsh On Me – Why do the Welsh shag sheep on cliff edges? So…
Panda Booty Call… Eat – You eat bamboo, right?
Blondes and Pianos – Q: Why are blondes like pianos?A: Because when they’re not upright,…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skanky… Crabs – Yo’ Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride…
Valentine’s Day Surprise – A young couple is out for a romantic Valentine’s Day walk…
Wasp’s Nest – A man and a woman were on a nude beach when a…
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