Tuesday, November 19
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Geek Booty Call… Game – I can think of a…
Corporate Booty Call… Fax – I wanna fax you up.
Jock Booty Call… Zone – How about we march into your red zone and I’ll…
Classic Booty Call… Jaw – Pardon me, I think I may have dropped something. Oh,…
Bad Skin – What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne waits until your…
Losin’ It – A guy and a girl are lying in a dorm-room bed after…
The Dentist – Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at…
Broiled TP – Do you know how to cook toilet paper? Brown it on one…
Vampire Date – "Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?" asked one…
Chips and Dip – Q: How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl?…
More Jokes
Blonde’s Relatives – Q: Where do blondes go to visit their relatives?A: The vegetable garden.
Beyond Brown-Noser – Q: What’s the difference between a brown-noser and a sh*thead?A: Depth perception.
Fly in My Soup – Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!"That’s entirely possible. Our…
Tub o’ Goo – Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Medieval Booty Call… Nickname – Don’t you want to know why they call me Lance-a-lot?
Sex Contract – SEX CONTRACT I, _______________________, hereby surrender all possibilities of friendship, commitment, marriage,…
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