Tuesday, November 19
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Chucky at the Movies – An old farmer went to…
Lesbians’ Flooring – Q. Why aren’t there any nails in a lesbian’s floor?A. They’re all…
Fat Woman – Once there was a man named BB. He had a very fat…
Garden Hose – Q: What do you call a woman who can suck a lemon…
Sex and Bridge – Q. How is sex like bridge? A.If you don’t have a…
Astronaut Booty Call… Skylab – I’m gonna fall on you like Skylab.
Jock Booty Call… Recover – Hey babe, I’d like to recover your muff. High five!
Men and Diapers – Q: Why are men like diapers?A: They are always on your…
Walking in a Doggie Wonderland – To the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland":Dog…
Whore and Bungee Jumper – What do a whore and a bungee jumper have in…
More Jokes
Brainless Lawyers – In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:"Before you…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Break It Up – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Smoked Turkey – Yo’ Mama is so fat, after sex,…
Blonde Horse Sense – A blonde buys two horses and she can’t tell them apart.…
Psychiatrist’s Best Friend – A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist Dr.…
Drinking With the Guys – Dave’s friends came up to him after work one day…
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