Tuesday, March 4
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Giant Underwater Bottom Feeder – What weighs 2000 pounds and…
Checkmate – A young man gets sent to jail, and gets put into a jail…
Walks Into a Bar… Mermaid Sex – An old man walks into a bar and…
No Bees Here – There was a brave with no sexual experience. He went to…
Definition of Indefinitely – What is the definition of indefinitely When your balls are slapping…
Two Gay Men and a Shower – Two gay men, Paul and Tom, were making…
Caveman Booty Call… Clubbing – You like clubbing? Really? Hey, look over there…
Farting His Guts Out – After nine years of marriage, a butcher’s wife is tired…
Little Girls – Why don’t little girls fart? Because they don’t have assholes until they’re…
Incontinent Vegetarian – What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.
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