Tuesday, November 19
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Chucky at the Movies – An old farmer went to…
Redneck Girl – How do you know when you have a true redneck girl? When…
Broken Down – Once there was this man whose car broke down. He realized after…
Salesman: A New One, Really – A travelling salesman’s car breaks down in the middle…
The Devout Catholic Woman – Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 10 children.…
Lesbian Dinosaur – Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A: Lickalotopuss.
After 69 – Q: What comes after 69?A: Mouthwash.
Three’s a Crowd – A man was shipwrecked with his dog and a sheep on…
Archeological Gag – How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and…
Old Man and the Punk – A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Bricks – Yo’ Mama’s so ugly, if ugly were bricks,…
Little Girls – Why don’t little girls fart? Because they don’t have assholes until they’re…
Texas Talkin’ – Here’s what the heck they mean in the Lone Star State… The…
Lawyer on His Deathbed – Steve lies dying, as Jack, his law partner of 40…
Dolly Parton’s Kids – Q: How can you find Dolly Parton’s kids in a crowd?…
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