Thursday, January 30
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Education in Arkansas – Why don’t they teach drivers ed.…
Grandma & Grandpa – Grandma & Grandpa are sitting on the porch, when all of…
Astronaut Booty Call… Hot – Baby, you’re hotter than the Apollo 1 fire!
Medieval Booty Call… Disease – You’re plague-free, I’m plague-free–we must be destined to meet.
Screwed, For Sure – Once a lady wanted to leave the U.S.A. but couldn’t get…
Geek Booty Call… Routing – How’d you like to route my packet?
Medieval Booty Call… Grail – I’m searching for the Holy Grail. Can I check your…
Butt Cheeks – Q: What did one butt cheek say to the other?A: Together, we…
The Desperation of the Undead – Q: Whats the height of desperation? A: A vampire…
Juicy Squirt – The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy…
More Jokes
Yo Mama’s Groteque Obesity – Yo mama’s so fat, when she farted pluto’s ice caps…
A Bunny Story – Once there was a man who was peacefully driving down a…
The Three Chinese Tortures – One day a man goes into a hotel and asks…
Steering Wheel – A man walks into a bar with a steering wheel shoved down…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Black Hole – Yo’ Mama is so fat, NASA used…
Redneck Drivers – The U.S. Government decided to take an experiment to see what people…
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