Tuesday, December 24
Dirty Jokes
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…
Doggy Style – Q: Why does a dog lick himself?…
Birth Control – Have you heard about the new mint-flavored birth control pill for women…
Daddy’s Weight-Loss Program – Little Tommy went into his parent’s bedroom one morning and saw…
Fresh Meat – One day, a wife goes up to her husband and asks for…
Robot Booty Call… Insides – Have you ever seen hardware like this before?
Limbless Prostitute – Q: What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?A:…
Walk the Walk – Why did the gypsy walk funny? Because he had crystal balls.
The President’s Dog – Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot?…
Bulimic Bachelor Party – How do you know you’re at a bulimic bachelor party? When…
A Fart Smeller or A Smart Feller – There’s a woman that has a big…
More Jokes
Penis vs. Paycheck – Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You…
Blonde…Brianwashed – How do you brainwash a blonde? Give her a douche and shake her…
Yo’ Mama Is So Dumb… Psychic Friends – Yo’ Mama is so dumb, the Psychic…
Backstreet Appearance – Why did the Backstreet Boys show up to the party? ‘Cause they…
George W. Bush Repays the Favor – Three boys walk through the woods and suddenly…
Computer + Prostitute – Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with…
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