Dirty Jokes

Wednesday, January 15

Types of sex

Dirty Jokes October 1, 2024

When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…

Baby doll

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Two elderly men, who had been without enjoyment for years,…

Jock Booty Call… Pass

Dirty Jokes September 22, 2024

Jock Booty Call… Pass – Hey babe, please don’t let…

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Fishing Pajamas

Dirty Jokes September 22, 2024

Zombie Booty Call… Tear

Dirty Jokes September 22, 2024

Zombie Booty Call… Tear – If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn’t…

Clinton and Jesse Jackson

Celebrity Jokes September 22, 2024

Clinton and Jesse Jackson – Bill Clinton and Jesse Jackson are taking a post-workout shower.…

Seven Dwarves On A Bus

Celebrity Jokes September 22, 2024

Seven Dwarves On A Bus – The seven dwarves were on a bus, they started…

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Banking and Sex

Dirty Jokes September 22, 2024

Banking and Sex – Q: What does sex have in common with savings accounts?A: You…

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Sex in Advertising

Dirty Jokes September 22, 2024

Sex in Advertising – Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top…

The Bill Clinton Sale

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The Bill Clinton Sale – Q: Did you hear about the Bill Clinton sale at…

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Truck Driver & The Bikers

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Men Are Here Because…

Men Are Here Because… – Why did God create man? Because vibrators can’t mow the…

Dragging Their Feet

Dragging Their Feet – Two men both drag their right foot as they walk.As they…

Yankees -vs- Red Sox

Yankees -vs- Red Sox – A teacher asks her students if they’re Yankees fans. All…

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Pumps

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Pumps – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she walks…

Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Dog Farts

Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Dog Farts – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, when her…

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