Monday, December 23
Dark Humor
He orders a beer, takes a drink, and says to the bartender, “I’ve just spent three hours at me wife’s grave.” The bartender says,…
Towards and Away – A fisherman and his wife had…
Last Night of Lovin’ – After his annual checkup, Bob…
Cat Rescue – Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he…
Engineering in Hell – Noticing a mistake in St. Peter’s roster, God calls Satan; "It…
Elvis vs. John McCain – Q: What’s the difference between John McCain and Elvis?A: Some…
Clone Humor – Two clones are on a roof. One clone pushes the other clone…
Golfing With the Mob – Two strangers meet on a golf course and decide to…
A Lawyer’s Ideal Weight – Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?A: About…
Fishin’ or Buggery? – There was this man who had a dog. Every Sunday morning…
Dear Diarrhea – Didja hear that diarrhea’s hereditary? Yeah, it runs in the jeans!
The Aggie, the Longhorn, and the Goat – An Aggie and a Longhorn had just…
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So Blonde… 60 Minutes – She is so blonde that it takes her two hours…
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