Friday, November 22
Dark Humor
He orders a beer, takes a drink, and says to the bartender, “I’ve just spent three hours at me wife’s grave.” The bartender says,…
The Devil and Your Dad’s Profession – Three guys die…
Lawyers and Walls – Q: How many lawyers does it…
Murderous Neighbor – A judge asks a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with…
George W. Bush Saved From Drowning – Q: How do you keep George W. Bush…
Stop or Slow Down – A car slows down at a stop sign and keeps…
A Meal to Die For – There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman…
Headphone Haircut – A blonde gets her haircut while wearing a pair of headphones. The…
Dead Again – A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away.…
Midget at a Nudist Colony – Q: Did you hear about the annoying midget who…
Really Sick – There was this guy who was sick,so he went to the doctor.…
Booger Wooger – What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids don’t eat broccoli!
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Future Handicapping – George W. was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he…
Sleeping Blonde – Q: Why was the blonde having trouble sleeping?A: She forgot to close…
There she blows – Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? A: Lots…
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