Friday, November 22
Dark Humor
He orders a beer, takes a drink, and says to the bartender, “I’ve just spent three hours at me wife’s grave.” The bartender says,…
Revenge of the Blondes – Q: What is black and…
Brainless Lawyers – In a murder trial, the defense attorney…
Caskets – Q: What did one casket say to the sick casket?A: Is that you…
Lorena Bobbitt’ Car Accident – Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in…
An Odd Tale – There once was a boy named "Odd."People made fun of him…
Zombie Booty Call… Tall – I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet–and…
The Devout Catholic Woman – Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 10 children.…
Graveyard Salon – Q: What was the name of the hair salon next to the…
There she blows – Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? A: Lots…
The Aggie, the Longhorn, and the Goat – An Aggie and a Longhorn had just…
The Blind Guy Polemic – An almost blind guy walked into a sexy lingerie shop…
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The Bride’s Smile – Q: Why do brides smile while they walk down the wedding…
Something to Sneeze At – A man is sitting next to a woman on an…
Pig in Summer – Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a…
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