Monday, December 23
Dark Humor
He orders a beer, takes a drink, and says to the bartender, “I’ve just spent three hours at me wife’s grave.” The bartender says,…
Revenge of the Blondes – Q: What is black and…
Brainless Lawyers – In a murder trial, the defense attorney…
Caskets – Q: What did one casket say to the sick casket?A: Is that you…
Lorena Bobbitt’ Car Accident – Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in…
An Odd Tale – There once was a boy named "Odd."People made fun of him…
Zombie Booty Call… Tall – I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet–and…
The Devout Catholic Woman – Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 10 children.…
Graveyard Salon – Q: What was the name of the hair salon next to the…
Snobby Tampons – Q: What did one tampon say to the other?A: Nothing. They were…
Old Lady Shakes – An old woman goes in to a sex shop, shaking. "Sir,"…
Gonna Marry – A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, "I’ve found the…
More Jokes
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Blonde Handstand – Q: What do you call a blonde doing a handstand? A: A…
Blonde in Pain – A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because…
Yo’ Mama Is So Dirty… Armpits – Yo’ Mama is so dirty, her teachers gave…
If Men Ruled the World… Dating – — Hallmark would make "Sorry I don’t remember…
Lesbian Hardwood – Q: Where do lesbians find hard wood during sex?A: On the floor,…
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