Wednesday, January 22
Dark Humor
He orders a beer, takes a drink, and says to the bartender, “I’ve just spent three hours at me wife’s grave.” The bartender says,…
Clearly Cheating – A man cheats on his girlfriend named…
Widow’s Future – A woman visits a fortuneteller who tells…
Cat Rescue – Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he…
Engineering in Hell – Noticing a mistake in St. Peter’s roster, God calls Satan; "It…
Elvis vs. John McCain – Q: What’s the difference between John McCain and Elvis?A: Some…
Clone Humor – Two clones are on a roof. One clone pushes the other clone…
Golfing With the Mob – Two strangers meet on a golf course and decide to…
A Lawyer’s Ideal Weight – Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?A: About…
Clinton Puts His Two Bucks In – One day Bill Clinton decides to go on…
I’m Smelly Down There, Doc – A woman visits her physician. After waiting for awhile…
BB Boys – A mother is making a cake for her three sons when she…
More Jokes
Sensitive About the Eye – Two friends go out to a club. One friend with…
SAG Meeting – Q. What did saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? A.…
Brunette Shopping – Why do brunettes take blondes shopping with them? So they can park…
Slightly Used Car – A man was selling his brand-new luxury car for ten dollars.…
Elephant Encounter – Q: What should you do if you come across an elephant?A: Apologize…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Laps – Yo’ Mama is so fat, I take laps…
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