Friday, November 22
Dark Humor
He orders a beer, takes a drink, and says to the bartender, “I’ve just spent three hours at me wife’s grave.” The bartender says,…
Revenge of the Blondes – Q: What is black and…
Brainless Lawyers – In a murder trial, the defense attorney…
Mike Tyson’s Beer – Q: Did you hear Mike Tyson invented a beer?A: It’s called…
Drowning Lawyer – Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?A: Shoot him before…
Plastered Lawyers – Q: How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?A: It…
Two Black Eyes for a Favor – A man walks into work with two black…
Walks Into a Bar… Leprechaun Pee – A leprechaun walks into a bar. After several…
What They Say at Your Funeral – Three friends die in a car accident and…
Limerick: Man from Peru – There was a young man from Peru Who fell asleep…
Snack Food – What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked…
Porkin’ – What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger.
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Soccer Booty Call… Touch – I’ve got a great First Touch. Goooaaalll!
Fence of Love – A couple celebrates their 30th anniversary by re-walking their first walk…
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