Saturday, February 22
Dark Humor
He orders a beer, takes a drink, and says to the bartender, “I’ve just spent three hours at me wife’s grave.” The bartender says,…
Towards and Away – A fisherman and his wife had…
Last Night of Lovin’ – After his annual checkup, Bob…
Parachute Jump – A bunch of new recruits are making their first parachute jump.The sergeant…
The Devil and Your Dad’s Profession – Three guys die and go to Hell.Satan asks…
Lawyers and Walls – Q: How many lawyers does it take to build a wall?A:…
Zombie Booty Call… Angel – Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Oh no,…
Classic Booty Call… Lost – Are you lost, ma’am? Because Heaven’s a long way from…
Tarzan’s Last Words – Q: What were Tarzan’s last words?A: Who greased the viiiiiiiine?
What do puppies and gynecologists… – Q: What do puppies and gynecologists have in common?…
What is red and green? – What is red and green and goes 100 miles…
Girls Playing Hockey – Why can’t girls play hockey? Because their pads can’t last three…
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Medieval Booty Call… Trick – My first trick as a wizard is to make your…
Blonde and Missed Bus – She is so blonde, when she missed the 44 bus,…
Yo’ Mama Is So Dumb… Road Sign – Yo’ Mama is so dumb, she left…
Oh My God! – There were three nuns talking and one nun said, "I was…
Antique shop – Yo’ mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Quarters – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she holds onto…
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