Sunday, December 22
Dark Humor
He orders a beer, takes a drink, and says to the bartender, “I’ve just spent three hours at me wife’s grave.” The bartender says,…
Cat Rescue – Larry, a local football star, is jogging…
Engineering in Hell – Noticing a mistake in St. Peter’s…
The Mortician’s Big Discovery – While examining the the body of Mr. Schwartz, a mortician…
Murderous Neighbor – A judge asks a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with…
George W. Bush Saved From Drowning – Q: How do you keep George W. Bush…
Stop or Slow Down – A car slows down at a stop sign and keeps…
A Meal to Die For – There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman…
Headphone Haircut – A blonde gets her haircut while wearing a pair of headphones. The…
Miraculous Recovery – At the scene of a terrible road accident, a guy is laying…
Mexican Restaurant Specialty – A couple goes to Mexico City on vacation and eats at…
Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy – Q: What do you get when you put…
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Astronaut Booty Call… Orbit – I need you to help me complete an orbit trim…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ghetto… Rims – Yo’ Mama is so ghetto, her rims cost…
Arkansas Fertility – Q: Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas?A: Sooner or later,…
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