Sunday, December 22
Dark Humor
He orders a beer, takes a drink, and says to the bartender, “I’ve just spent three hours at me wife’s grave.” The bartender says,…
Two-Legged Bleeder – Q: What has two legs and bleeds?A:…
What We Learn From the Movies – — It is…
The Mortician’s Big Discovery – While examining the the body of Mr. Schwartz, a mortician…
Murderous Neighbor – A judge asks a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with…
George W. Bush Saved From Drowning – Q: How do you keep George W. Bush…
Stop or Slow Down – A car slows down at a stop sign and keeps…
A Meal to Die For – There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman…
Headphone Haircut – A blonde gets her haircut while wearing a pair of headphones. The…
Tarzan Sees Elephants – Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?A:…
First impressions are everything – Q: What did the prositutes knee say to the other?…
Genie in a bottle – There was this man walking on the beach and he…
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Blonde Trouble – Q: Why do blondes have trouble achieving orgasm?A: Who cares?
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Minute Maid – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, it took…
Democrat’s Concession – The election is over the results are well known The voice of…
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