Monday, December 15
Dark Humor
He orders a beer, takes a drink, and says to the bartender, “I’ve just spent three hours at me wife’s grave.” The bartender says,…
Drowning Lawyer – Q: How do you stop a lawyer…
Plastered Lawyers – Q: How many lawyers does it take…
Cat Rescue – Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he…
Engineering in Hell – Noticing a mistake in St. Peter’s roster, God calls Satan; "It…
Elvis vs. John McCain – Q: What’s the difference between John McCain and Elvis?A: Some…
Clone Humor – Two clones are on a roof. One clone pushes the other clone…
Golfing With the Mob – Two strangers meet on a golf course and decide to…
A Lawyer’s Ideal Weight – Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?A: About…
Yo Mama’s so Stank…Breath – Yo’ mama’s breath so nasty, I don’t know whether to…
Tarzan Sees Elephants – Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?A:…
Broiled TP – Do you know how to cook toilet paper? Brown it on one…
More Jokes
Small Things – Q: What three words mean small? A: Is it in?
Blonde Bird Killer – How does a blonde kill a bird? She throws it off…
Christina Aguilera Does Drivers’ Ed – Why was Christina Aquilera surprised when she looked at…
Drunken Man and Blonde – After a really good party a man walks into a…
Lost At The Golf Course – There was a guy on a golf course that…
Roses are red are a rose are a rose – Roses are red Violets are…
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