Wednesday, January 22
Dark Humor
He orders a beer, takes a drink, and says to the bartender, “I’ve just spent three hours at me wife’s grave.” The bartender says,…
Drowning Lawyer – Q: How do you stop a lawyer…
Plastered Lawyers – Q: How many lawyers does it take…
Polygon – Q: What’s a polygon?A: A dead parrot.
Related Deaths – Two guys show up in Heaven at the same time. The first…
Zombie Booty Call… Grave – What time do you have to be back in Heaven?…
Little Johnny… Quit Bugging Me – While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a…
Frog Talk – A grandson runs up to his grandfather and asks him if he…
The Lawyer Too Big to Bury – Q: Did you hear about the dead lawyer…
The Army Hospital – An army major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one…
Magic Fingers – While watching TV with his wife, a man tosses peanuts into the…
A.T.R. – A man on a plane asked the stewardess if he could use the…
More Jokes
Proverbs – ”Passionate kiss, like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.””Virginity like bubble.…
Classic Booty Call… Phone Number – I seem to have lost my phone number. Could…
Hipster Booty Call… Absinthe – My last girlfriend was the Green Lady. Of course I’m…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Beepers – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she calls beepers…
Soccer Booty Call… Send – Are you gonna let me send it through? Goooaaalll!
Good News and Bad News – A guy is in the hospital with two broken…
© 2025 Jokesaz. Designed by JokesAZ.