Tuesday, December 16
Dark Humor
He orders a beer, takes a drink, and says to the bartender, “I’ve just spent three hours at me wife’s grave.” The bartender says,…
Murderous Neighbor – A judge asks a defendant to please…
George W. Bush Saved From Drowning – Q: How do…
Zombie Booty Call… Match – We’re the perfect match–you’re drop-dead gorgeous, and I recently dropped…
Classic Booty Call… Angels – I didn’t know angels could fly so low.
Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton – Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same…
Admiring Midget at a Urinal – A man standing at a urinal notices that he’s…
Lawyer in a Tree – Q: How do you get a lawyer down from a…
Mickey and Donald in a Foxhole – Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?A: Because…
Magic Fingers – While watching TV with his wife, a man tosses peanuts into the…
Just Depends – Two old people flirt at a seniors’ singles bar. After a few…
The Three Generals – The pentagon said they had too many generals running around, so…
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