Sunday, December 22
Dark Humor
He orders a beer, takes a drink, and says to the bartender, “I’ve just spent three hours at me wife’s grave.” The bartender says,…
Clearly Cheating – A man cheats on his girlfriend named…
Widow’s Future – A woman visits a fortuneteller who tells…
Caskets – Q: What did one casket say to the sick casket?A: Is that you…
Lorena Bobbitt’ Car Accident – Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in…
An Odd Tale – There once was a boy named "Odd."People made fun of him…
Zombie Booty Call… Tall – I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet–and…
The Devout Catholic Woman – Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 10 children.…
Graveyard Salon – Q: What was the name of the hair salon next to the…
Little Johnny Gives to the Sick – Little Johnny was in church with him mom…
Big Tongue – What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? Well hung.
Eating the Oldies – A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like? A: Depends.
More Jokes
That’s Cheesy – Q: Why did the mouse go to the party? A: He heard…
Blonde and Cool Elephants – Q: What did the blonde say when she saw a…
Handicap Golf – A guy about to tee off was approached by a man who…
What, Exactly, Are Cats? – 1. Cats do what they want, when they want. 2.…
Some Character – Where do the characters go when I use my backspace or delete…
Yo Mama…Polite – Yo mama’s so polite, she once held the door for a week!
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