Saturday, February 22
Dark Humor
He orders a beer, takes a drink, and says to the bartender, “I’ve just spent three hours at me wife’s grave.” The bartender says,…
Towards and Away – A fisherman and his wife had…
Last Night of Lovin’ – After his annual checkup, Bob…
Zombie Booty Call… Match – We’re the perfect match–you’re drop-dead gorgeous, and I recently dropped…
Classic Booty Call… Angels – I didn’t know angels could fly so low.
Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton – Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same…
Admiring Midget at a Urinal – A man standing at a urinal notices that he’s…
Lawyer in a Tree – Q: How do you get a lawyer down from a…
Mickey and Donald in a Foxhole – Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?A: Because…
Really Sick – There was this guy who was sick,so he went to the doctor.…
Gross, Grosser, Grossest – What’s grosser than gross? Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon.…
The Desperation of the Undead – Q: Whats the height of desperation? A: A vampire…
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Ice Fishing – Two men have been sitting out on a lake all day long,…
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