Tuesday, December 16
Dark Humor
He orders a beer, takes a drink, and says to the bartender, “I’ve just spent three hours at me wife’s grave.” The bartender says,…
Identifying Bubba – Bubba dies in a fire and his…
Zombie Booty Call… Hard – Hey babe, rigor mortis has…
Final Test for the CIA – The CIA has three candidates, two men and a…
Clearly Cheating – A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named…
Widow’s Future – A woman visits a fortuneteller who tells her, "Prepare yourself to be…
Lawyer on His Deathbed – Steve lies dying, as Jack, his law partner of 40…
Special Lawyer Treatment – A lawyer dies and goes to the end of a long…
Cab Driver Goes to Heaven – A cab driver reaches the pearly gates. St. Peter…
Pitching a Tent – Little gay Johnny asks Billy, "If you went camping and woke…
Walks Into a Bar… Taxidermy – A Yankee walks into a bar in Alabama and…
Guess My Age – A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday.…
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Running Blind – A policeman was directing traffic at a busy intersection when he observed…
See Anything You Like? – Two couples are playing cards. John accidentally drops some cards…
Old Joe – A farmer is in the middle of plowing his field when his…
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