Wednesday, April 23
Dark Humor
He orders a beer, takes a drink, and says to the bartender, “I’ve just spent three hours at me wife’s grave.” The bartender says,…
Murderous Neighbor – A judge asks a defendant to please…
George W. Bush Saved From Drowning – Q: How do…
Afterlife for IRS Cheaters – Tony and his friend John die in a car accident…
Walks Into a Bar… Beer Brothers – A man walks into a bar and orders…
Bill Gates in Hell – Bill Gates goes to purgatory.St. Peter says, "Now Bill, you…
Zombie Booty Call… Body – No, you mean over MY dead body!
Visiting Grandma – Mommy, mommy, I don’t want to visit grandma today!"Shut up and keep…
Gravity-Defying Tequila – A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above…
Clinton Puts His Two Bucks In – One day Bill Clinton decides to go on…
The Scent of an Old Woman – A haggard old lady rides in a fancy…
Snot – When you’re neckin’ with yer honey And your nose is kinda runny You…
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