Wednesday, January 22
Dark Humor
He orders a beer, takes a drink, and says to the bartender, “I’ve just spent three hours at me wife’s grave.” The bartender says,…
My Dog Don’t Bite – A hound dog lays in…
Zombie Booty Call… Slab – I’ve got the biggest, hardest…
The Mortician’s Big Discovery – While examining the the body of Mr. Schwartz, a mortician…
Murderous Neighbor – A judge asks a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with…
George W. Bush Saved From Drowning – Q: How do you keep George W. Bush…
Stop or Slow Down – A car slows down at a stop sign and keeps…
A Meal to Die For – There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman…
Headphone Haircut – A blonde gets her haircut while wearing a pair of headphones. The…
Nudist Camp – A guy joined a nudist camp and when he told his mom…
Russian Vodka Urine – A Russian guy comes across a bottle of vodka on the…
Camoflauge Clothing – There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle…
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