Friday, November 22
Dark Humor
He orders a beer, takes a drink, and says to the bartender, “I’ve just spent three hours at me wife’s grave.” The bartender says,…
God’s Dead Dog – Mom and Dad were trying to…
Zombie Booty Call… Rot – Why don’t we just go…
A Lawyer’s Ideal Weight – Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?A: About…
Two-Legged Bleeder – Q: What has two legs and bleeds?A: Half a cat.
What We Learn From the Movies – — It is always possible to park directly…
Lucky Breaks & Crying Shames – Q: What is the definition of a "lucky break"?A:…
The Deacon’s Last Words – A deacon is in the hospital and his good friend,…
Bill O’Reilly’s Chauffeur – Bill O’Reilly and his chauffeur accidentally hit and kill a farmer’s…
Goverment Wrestling Federation – 13> Driving your fellow Congressman into the turnbuckle now considered…
Genie-wine – While he was rooting around in the basement, a man found a magic…
Ice Fishing – Two men have been sitting out on a lake all day long,…
More Jokes
Clown Booty Call… Feet – You know what they say about big feet! Honk honk!
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Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Daddy’s Toe – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she bit…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Cordless Phone – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she tripped…
Monkey Booty Call… Fur – I love a female who’s not afraid to pick the…
The Bar Exam – Once upon a time there was a 98-year old woman whose…
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