Saturday, November 23
Dark Humor
He orders a beer, takes a drink, and says to the bartender, “I’ve just spent three hours at me wife’s grave.” The bartender says,…
God’s Dead Dog – Mom and Dad were trying to…
Zombie Booty Call… Rot – Why don’t we just go…
Final Test for the CIA – The CIA has three candidates, two men and a…
Clearly Cheating – A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named…
Widow’s Future – A woman visits a fortuneteller who tells her, "Prepare yourself to be…
Lawyer on His Deathbed – Steve lies dying, as Jack, his law partner of 40…
Special Lawyer Treatment – A lawyer dies and goes to the end of a long…
Cab Driver Goes to Heaven – A cab driver reaches the pearly gates. St. Peter…
Fine Fly Dining – Two flies sit on a pile of poop. One fly passes…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Same Bush – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, when she…
Limerick: Man from Peru – There was a young man from Peru Who fell asleep…
More Jokes
Yo mama’s…Bad Cooking – Your mama’s cooking is so bad, that the flies pitched in…
He Has Four Balls – A man went to England on a trip and met…
Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Tonsils – Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so yellow, her tonsils wear sunglasses.
Twinbians – What do you call twin lesbians? Lick-A-Likes!
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Telephone Pole – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she has…
Pink and Dented – Q: What is pink and has seven dents?A: Snow White’s cherry.
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