Sunday, February 23
Dark Humor
He orders a beer, takes a drink, and says to the bartender, “I’ve just spent three hours at me wife’s grave.” The bartender says,…
Revenge of the Blondes – Q: What is black and…
Brainless Lawyers – In a murder trial, the defense attorney…
God’s Dead Dog – Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper,…
Zombie Booty Call… Rot – Why don’t we just go back to my place and…
Baseball in Heaven – Two old men, Abe and Sol, sit on a park bench…
Gone Fishin’ – Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting…
Three Explorers Choose Their Deaths – A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker are…
Blue and Doesn’t Fit – Q: What is blue and doesn’t fit?A: A dead epileptic.
Star Trek – Q: What do the Starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?…
Sandpaper Sally – This desperate guy named Jim goes to the whorehouse with 5$. He…
Girls Playing Hockey – Why can’t girls play hockey? Because their pads can’t last three…
More Jokes
George W. and Moses – George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal and…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Fork – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she eats cereal…
Perfumed Blonde – Why does a blonde put perfume on her ankles? Because it ends…
Texan Poetry – The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to…
Dead in His Cornflakes – Q: Did you hear about the guy they found dead…
Tub o’ Goo – Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
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