Friday, November 8
Dark Humor
He orders a beer, takes a drink, and says to the bartender, “I’ve just spent three hours at me wife’s grave.” The bartender says,…
God’s Dead Dog – Mom and Dad were trying to…
Zombie Booty Call… Rot – Why don’t we just go…
Blue and Doesn’t Fit – Q: What is blue and doesn’t fit?A: A dead epileptic.
Polygon – Q: What’s a polygon?A: A dead parrot.
Related Deaths – Two guys show up in Heaven at the same time. The first…
Zombie Booty Call… Grave – What time do you have to be back in Heaven?…
Little Johnny… Quit Bugging Me – While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a…
Frog Talk – A grandson runs up to his grandfather and asks him if he…
Things Just Fallin’ Off – This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button…
After 69 – Q: What comes after 69?A: Mouthwash.
Captain Hook’s Death – How did Captain Hook die? He wiped his bum with the…
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Harvard Graduate – How do you get a Harvard graduate off your porch? Pay him…
Iraqi Funerals – Why do Iraqis only have 2 pallbearers at their funerals? Becasue garbage…
Inseminating Redneck Girls – How do you get a redneck gal pregnant? Come on her…
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