Sunday, December 14
Dark Humor
He orders a beer, takes a drink, and says to the bartender, “I’ve just spent three hours at me wife’s grave.” The bartender says,…
The Devil and Your Dad’s Profession – Three guys die…
Lawyers and Walls – Q: How many lawyers does it…
God’s Dead Dog – Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper,…
Zombie Booty Call… Rot – Why don’t we just go back to my place and…
Baseball in Heaven – Two old men, Abe and Sol, sit on a park bench…
Gone Fishin’ – Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting…
Three Explorers Choose Their Deaths – A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker are…
Blue and Doesn’t Fit – Q: What is blue and doesn’t fit?A: A dead epileptic.
Pit Bull with Herpes – Q: What’s meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A:…
That’s tacky – A pollock walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist if he…
Gonna Marry – A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, "I’ve found the…
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Sheep and Kangaroo – Q: What do you get when you cross a sheep and…
Corporate Booty Call… Spreadsheet – Let me fill your spreadsheet.
Walruses and Their Tupperware – Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?A: To find…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Shadow Protection – Yo’ Mama is so fat, her shadow…
Layaway Plan – Sam brings a beautiful woman into a fancy Beverly Hills furrier. "Show…
That Damn Ham – A preacher’s wife goes to the butcher.The butcher asks if she’d…
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