Dark Humor

Wednesday, December 18

An old Irishman walks into a bar

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He orders a beer, takes a drink, and says to the bartender, “I’ve just spent three hours at me wife’s grave.” The bartender says,…

Two Women Wearing Long Sleeves Laughing Together in a Room

Towards and Away

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Towards and Away – A fisherman and his wife had…

Last Night of Lovin’

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Last Night of Lovin’ – After his annual checkup, Bob…

Andre Kelley: Adult Table

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Final Test for the CIA

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Final Test for the CIA – The CIA has three candidates, two men and a…

Clearly Cheating

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Clearly Cheating – A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named…

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Widow’s Future

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Widow’s Future – A woman visits a fortuneteller who tells her, "Prepare yourself to be…

Lawyer on His Deathbed

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Lawyer on His Deathbed – Steve lies dying, as Jack, his law partner of 40…

Happy Couple Sitting by the Table with Cups of Coffee

Special Lawyer Treatment

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Special Lawyer Treatment – A lawyer dies and goes to the end of a long…

Cab Driver Goes to Heaven

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Male Bashing

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